With great sadness, I've had to suspend development of the Roadside Resort indefinitely. I'm leaving all the content available, however, so please enjoy.
In another corner of the chamber, a dispassionate pirate in a red pullover mans the rack.
I find this the most intriguing part of the display, as there are several inferences one can make about the characters involved. The captor, for instance, (a) is obviously distracted, having forgotten where he left his skeleton key, (b) regrets having worn such a tight pullover, as it accentuates his man boobs and (c) isn't very good at his job, else he'd be slapping some hot wax on that shag chest.
And it seems the victim (a) was evidently brought here only recently, as his Bruce Lee haircut remains impeccable, (b) has thus far had his arms stretched enough to leave his armpits 8 inches too low and (c) suffers from incontinence, apparent from the adult diaper, and therefore has no ground to make fun of his captor's man boobs.