With great sadness, I've had to suspend development of the Roadside Resort indefinitely. I'm leaving all the content available, however, so please enjoy.
When conditions are right, the fountain's jet falls straight back onto the base, shrouding it in a smothering mist.
I can only imagine how suffocating such a torrent would be to a human, but the ducks appear to love it. The water seems to just run right off them like ... well, something.