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I really am getting old. All I wanted to do for St. Patrick's Day this year was stay at home and watch Battlestar Galactica DVDs.

I'm still drinking beer, of course. Went to the store to pick some up. I decided I should do something in the spirit of the holiday, so I grabbed some dye, too.

Can you believe people had rummaged through the $2 food-coloring boxes and stolen most of the greens? Really, guys? Stealing the greens?

Come on, people. If you want to turn your beer green for St. Patrick's Day, you steal the blues.